145+Funny Responses to "What's for Dinner?"

“Dinner? Oh, you mean the thing that magically appears when I open the fridge?”

When you’re asked “What’s for dinner?”, it’s the kind of question that invites a variety of responses, from the sincere to the sarcastic, and the comical to the clever. Whether you’re avoiding cooking, or simply in the mood for a laugh, responding with humor can make mealtime a little more interesting. Whether you’re cooking, ordering takeout, or feeling adventurous, these funny replies are sure to get a laugh.

In this article, we’ll take a look at 145 funny responses you can use when someone asks you “What’s for dinner?” From playful quips to clever comebacks, we’ve got you covered with a range of responses suitable for any mood. Let’s dive into these entertaining ways to answer a simple question with a touch of humor.

Funny Replies When You’re Not Sure About Dinner

“Whatever I can find in the fridge that isn’t expired.”
“I’m thinking of a five-course meal… if five courses means cereal, popcorn, chips, cookies, and more cereal.”
“I’m planning on making something delicious, but let’s be real, it’s probably just cereal.”
“I have no idea, but it’s going to involve a lot of cheese.”
“I was thinking about pizza… but I’m also thinking about pasta. So, let’s do both.”
“A culinary masterpiece. Or maybe I’ll just order takeout, who knows?”

“What’s for dinner? Who’s asking? I don’t even know yet!”
“Whatever’s on sale at the store. It’s going to be an adventure.”
“I think it’s going to be a mystery meal… I’ll let you know once I open the fridge.”
“I’m planning on having whatever’s left from last night. We’re keeping it classy.”
“I think I’m going to get creative and mix all the leftovers together.”
“Not sure yet, but I’m pretty confident it’s going to be unhealthy.”
“I was thinking of making a stir-fry… with whatever’s in the fridge.”
“Something with bread. Always bread.”
“Dinner? Let’s see… pizza, burgers, or a gourmet microwave meal.”
“I’ll know what’s for dinner once I see what’s left in the pantry.”
“Dinner is going to be a surprise, even for me!”
“I’ll just eat what’s left in the fridge. If there’s nothing, we’ll see what’s in the takeout menu.”
“I’m still figuring it out, but I’ll be sure it involves carbs.”
“I was going to cook something fancy, but then I remembered my microwave exists.”

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Humorous Replies for When You Don’t Want to Cook

“How about we have some takeout and call it ‘gourmet?’”
“Dinner? Oh, you mean the thing that magically appears when I open the fridge?”
“Tonight’s special: instant noodles with a side of regret.”
“I was thinking of something extravagant like ordering pizza. I’m wild, I know.”
“Who needs cooking when you’ve got delivery?”
“I’m not cooking tonight, so it’s either takeout or cereal. Pick your poison!”
“I was thinking of going on a culinary adventure… or just dialing up delivery.”
“Let’s see… pizza, burgers, or a gourmet microwave meal.”
“I don’t feel like cooking, so it’s takeout time!”
“I could cook, but I think I’ll let someone else do the work. So, delivery it is.”
“Tonight, we dine on the finest takeout in town!”
“I’m skipping cooking today. I’ll let the pros handle it.”
“Dinner? Delivery? It’s a match made in heaven.”
“Let’s just pretend like I’m the chef and the delivery guy is my sous-chef.”
“I’m feeling lazy, so it’s either tacos or pizza. No in-between.”
“I’ll cook tomorrow, but tonight, we live on fast food!”
“The kitchen is closed tonight. Let’s get food delivered!”
“I don’t have the energy to cook, so we’re ordering dinner. Easy peasy.”

“I was thinking of something quick and easy, like delivery. Why complicate things?”
“Dinner is just a call away. Let’s make it a delivery night.”

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Snarky Replies for When You’re Feeling Sassy

“What’s for dinner? I’m still deciding between cereal or pizza.”
“Dinner? I was thinking of turning air into food.”
“What’s for dinner? Whatever you cook for me!”
“How about I serve up a nice plate of sarcasm with a side of eye rolls?”
“I’m cooking what my heart desires… which, today, is absolutely nothing.”
“Dinner? I’m thinking of some leftovers… but only if you’re lucky.”
“What’s for dinner? Probably whatever I can find that doesn’t require actual cooking.”
“I’m feeling fancy, so it’s probably something that doesn’t exist yet.”
“I don’t know, but I promise it’s going to be amazing. Or just pizza.”
“I’m thinking of making a five-star meal… of popcorn.”
“Dinner? Oh, I thought you were cooking.”
“I’ll just have whatever’s ready. It’ll be a surprise!”
“I was thinking of a three-course meal: chips, more chips, and maybe some chocolate.”
“What’s for dinner? It’ll be whatever doesn’t involve me standing in the kitchen.”
“A home-cooked meal, as long as the delivery guy counts.”
“Dinner? I’m sure we’ll figure it out eventually.”
“How about something you can’t pronounce and I can’t cook?”
“I’ll cook dinner, but I’ll probably burn everything, so it’s better if we just go out.”
“Dinner? I’m thinking of something magical… like calling someone to deliver it.”
“What’s for dinner? Nothing. I’m in a relationship with my couch tonight.”

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Funny Replies When You’re Trying to Be Healthy

“I’m having a super healthy dinner… popcorn and chips!”

“You know, trying to eat healthy. So probably just a salad… and a side of pizza.”
“Something light. Maybe some ice cream with a side of more ice cream.”
“I’m making a kale smoothie, but I’ll also order fries. Balance, right?”
“A nutritious and well-balanced meal: popcorn and chocolate. Who needs veggies?”
“I’m going to cook something healthy. But also, there’s cake in the fridge.”
“Tonight’s dinner? A big bowl of ‘I’ll start my diet tomorrow.’”
“I’m going with something healthy, like a salad… with fries.”
“I’m eating clean today. Like, clean as in cleaning out the fridge for leftovers.”
“Tonight, I’m having vegetables. But also, cake.”
“I’m making a salad, but there’s pizza in the oven. Balance, right?”
“I’m eating healthy tonight… until I see the ice cream.”
“Healthy dinner tonight: a salad… and a side of pizza.”
“I’m going all healthy… just kidding. I’m having chocolate.”
“I’m starting healthy with a salad. We’ll see how long that lasts.”
“Tonight’s healthy meal? A green smoothie… and maybe a cookie.”
“I’m eating ‘clean.’ As in, cleaning out the fridge.”
“I’m having a healthy dinner: a sandwich with a side of chips.”
“Tonight’s healthy meal? Salad and pizza. Because I like balance.”
“I’m eating healthy today, like clean… as in clean out the fridge.”

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Replies When You’re in the Mood for Comfort Food

“I’m making macaroni and cheese. Comfort food at its finest!”
“Tonight’s dinner is brought to you by pizza, wine, and bad decisions.”

“What’s for dinner? Grilled cheese and tomato soup. Can’t beat that combo.”
“I’m going with comfort food. So, tacos and nachos it is!”
“Dinner? Something warm and cheesy. Maybe lasagna.”
“I’m making all the comfort food. Maybe some mashed potatoes and gravy.”
“I’m having a bowl of mac and cheese. Don’t judge me.”
“Dinner is comfort food: pizza, fries, and whatever else is bad for me.”
“Tonight, it’s all about the mashed potatoes and chocolate cake.”
“I’m making spaghetti. A comforting classic.”
“Comfort food tonight: nachos with extra cheese.”
“It’s a pizza night. Because comfort food solves everything.”
“Dinner? A warm bowl of mac and cheese. There’s nothing better.”
“I’m going for comfort food: mashed potatoes, gravy, and maybe dessert first.”
“I’m making comfort food, so it’s all about the fried chicken.”
“What’s for dinner? The kind of food that makes you feel like you’re in a cozy blanket.”
“I’m cooking something hearty… probably a giant bowl of pasta.”
“Tonight, we’re going all out: comfort food style!”
“What’s for dinner? A big bowl of comfort food and a side of happiness.”
“Comfort food for dinner: a big plate of fries and pizza.”

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Replies When You’re Feeling Fancy (But Aren’t Cooking)

“I was thinking of a gourmet meal tonight… or just a sandwich.”
“I was planning on whipping up a five-star meal, but then I remembered I can’t cook.”
“Dinner tonight? I’m feeling fancy, so it’s going to be cereal in a nice bowl.”
“A Michelin star meal is in the works… or just frozen pizza. You decide!”
“I’ve got a fancy meal planned: it’s just a fancy way of calling takeout.”
“I was going to make something fancy, but my microwave won’t let me.”
“Tonight’s meal is going to be gourmet… if by gourmet you mean pasta from a box.”
“I was going to cook something fancy, but then I realized I’m too hungry for that.”
“Dinner? It’s going to be as fancy as delivery pizza can get.”
“I’m making something extravagant: spaghetti with a side of store-bought garlic bread.”
“How about I cook you a fancy dinner? Oh wait, never mind, it’s just frozen lasagna.”
“I’m thinking of a gourmet experience… involving a pizza oven and a delivery guy.”
“Let’s go with a five-star dinner… delivered right to our door.”
“Dinner will be a culinary masterpiece… or just a frozen dinner heated to perfection.”
“A sophisticated dinner tonight, complete with the finest microwave dinner.”
“What’s for dinner? Something elegant, probably from the frozen section.”
“How about a luxurious meal, like tacos from the taco truck?”
“I’m feeling fancy tonight. I’ll call for takeout and pretend I’m a chef.”
“Dinner? I’m thinking upscale: takeout, delivered in style.”
“Let’s make it fancy: I’ll serve you ramen in a fancy bowl.”

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Replies When You’re in a Relationship with Food

“I’m in a serious relationship with my pizza tonight.”
“What’s for dinner? Oh, you know, just me and my comfort food.”
“I’m not cooking tonight, but my love for food is limitless.”
“Dinner? I’m having a romantic evening with my sandwich.”
“I’m treating myself to a date night… with pizza.”
“I’m going to have dinner with my true love: pasta.”

“Dinner is just an excuse to have my favorite foods again.”
“What’s for dinner? Anything that’s not disappointing—so, probably pizza.”
“I’m having dinner with my soulmate: a big bowl of mashed potatoes.”
“I’m not cooking for anyone else tonight; it’s a solo date with me and my food.”
“Dinner? Oh, it’s a romantic affair between me and a burger.”
“I’ll be dining with my best friend tonight… pizza.”
“Dinner plans? Me, myself, and a plate of fries.”
“I’m making an extravagant meal, but it’s just me, my food, and some Netflix.”
“Dinner? It’s a date between me and my microwave. We’ve got a thing.”
“I’m not cooking for anyone. I’m just hanging out with my pizza.”
“What’s for dinner? Oh, just a love affair with my sandwich.”
“Dinner is a solo adventure tonight. Me and some mac and cheese.”
“I’m on a date with my food tonight. Sorry, I’m taken.”
“What’s for dinner? A passionate encounter with some homemade fries.”

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Replies When You Want to Keep It Simple

“What’s for dinner? I’m thinking about keeping it simple: pizza.”
“Dinner? You can’t go wrong with spaghetti.”
“I’ll have whatever’s easiest, so probably frozen food.”
“Tonight, I’m keeping it simple: probably just pasta.”
“Dinner? It’ll be a classic—something easy, like ramen.”
“I’m feeling lazy, so it’s probably just a sandwich tonight.”
“Let’s keep it simple. I’m thinking soup and crackers.”
“Dinner is going to be simple: pizza or Chinese takeout.”
“What’s for dinner? I’ll probably just make a sandwich. Easy peasy.”
“Dinner? Something simple, probably chicken nuggets.”
“I’m in the mood for something simple. How about tacos?”
“Let’s keep it simple: salad with a side of bread.”
“Dinner plans? Maybe some toast with peanut butter, if we’re being fancy.”
“I’m thinking a bowl of cereal. That’s simple, right?”
“What’s for dinner? Simple. Just some fries.”
“Tonight’s dinner will be as easy as toast and jam.”
“Dinner is going to be simple, like a sandwich and chips.”
“I’m going with something simple tonight—maybe a stir-fry.”
“What’s for dinner? The simplest thing: leftovers.”
“I’m keeping it easy: microwave burrito.”

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Funny Replies When You’ve Had a Long Day

“Dinner? Honestly, I’m just happy if I don’t burn it.”
“I’m not sure, but it’ll probably be something I can eat with one hand while I relax.”
“I’m thinking of just grabbing some takeout, because who has energy for cooking?”
“I’m going for something easy tonight—microwaveable, for my convenience.”
“What’s for dinner? I don’t know, but if it doesn’t require effort, I’m in.”
“Dinner? I was hoping you’d figure that out for me.”
“I’ll take whatever requires the least amount of effort, thanks.”
“I’m probably having leftovers, or whatever’s quickest. My brain is fried!”
“Dinner? I’ll take a break and order takeout, if that’s okay!”
“I’m thinking of just ordering food and zoning out for the night.”
“Something easy, because my brain is already on vacation.”
“Dinner’s probably going to be a bag of chips. It’s been that kind of day.”
“What’s for dinner? I’m still trying to figure out what’s for lunch!”
“I’m making something quick because I’ve been tired all day.”
“What’s for dinner? Probably whatever I can throw together without thinking.”
“Dinner will be simple: food I can eat while sitting on the couch.”
“Dinner? Whatever’s already made and in the fridge.”
“I’m too tired to cook, so we’re doing takeout. Trust me, it’s better this way.”
“I’m eating whatever doesn’t require standing.”
“Let’s just order something and keep it easy. My brain is out of order.”

Conclusion

Asking “What’s for dinner?” can be such a simple question, but when answered with humor, it can add a little extra joy to the mealtime. Whether you’re in the mood for something simple, feeling lazy, or just want to have fun with the question, there’s a funny response for every occasion. These comical answers will not only make the person asking laugh but also show off your fun side and lighten the mood, no matter what’s actually on the menu.

Answer to Key QUESTION

What if I don’t want to cook but don’t want to seem lazy?
- A great response would be something like, “Dinner? It’s going to be an amazing takeout adventure tonight!”
What’s a funny way to respond when I’m not in the mood for a fancy dinner?
- “I was going to make something fancy, but I’m pretty sure cereal is the height of my cooking skills tonight.”
How can I make light of cooking when I’m exhausted?
- “Dinner? Probably just whatever’s easiest. I’m too tired to make decisions!”
How do I respond when I’m asked this but have no idea what to cook?
- “What’s for dinner? Whatever the fridge gives me. It’s a mystery meal!”
What are some funny responses for when I’ve already eaten and I’m just tired of cooking?
- “Dinner? Oh, I’ve already had my fill, but I can still help you find something to eat!”